ok heres how it started me and my friend were traveling helpful sales men that were selling a transformer that looked loike a fridge so we went to some chciks house and she was just about to leave to go put out a fire so we went with our fridge which transormed and helped put out the fire so the girl wasd really gratful. when we got basck to her house the was a bunch of agents who wanted to confinscate our transfromer so we tacked it into some random scary looking boat. anyways skipping a bunch of boring parts the boat docked at some random littlee area but we were sleeping when it docked so all the doom omnsteres bored and the boat started to leave again. when we arived at a little island the isladn made sure the door was closed cuz there was the doom cratures inside but so were we plus now we had like 12 people with no guns surrounded by imps and big scary monster rocket launching bull things. those doom guard guys started patrolling near the bottom of the boat were we wore so we pciked them off one by one and stole there guns and it took us 3 weeks to get out of the boat. by the time we finally made it to the top there was only 6 of us left and there was that big bull thing guarding the door so we took it on head first 3 teams of 2 from all sides it got confused so it took on my team first which was me and my transformer my autobot shot a huge rocket from its fridge door which nailed the bull between the eyes but then the bull charged at us and ran over team 2 and hit my autobot so now it was just me and the other sales man and his buddy (who was some random hot blonde). andyways we knew chraging the bull was just plain stupid so instead we attacked it from above hoping it could not bend that high to shoot at us instead it jumped up and shot at us which was alright cuz the missles missed alot but still. that wasnt working either so we split up again but this time 2 destracters and opne attacker when the distractors wore working i say that there was a big button on the hbulls back so i jumped shot with my 12 gauge and the button blew up destroying the portal and every other monster ion the boat. thats when we thoat it woukld be a good idea to search for more servivors before we exited the boat
we found 13 more peopl hiding in the bridge with lots of ammo and explosives considereing the boat had a huge door we had to go threw to escape those explosives came in handy so we got the smartest person to put some bombs on the door to weaken it enough to kick through and then the biggest guy to well kcik threw it. so we did that but the little tribe that our boat landed beside wasnt to happy bout the fireworks so they came running up amazingly they could speak english and we just fit right in. after that we got to know everyone got in some brawls and learned some awsome moves like thwe streeet fights hodjokan and the shoop da whoop blast and how to fly :) but after i leanred all these moves i became huingry for power and soon ebcame learder of the island they helped support me while we went to war with other isalnds and pretty quick i ran the north side of the world. but there was still something wrong i needed more power so everyone recomended fighting dragons which was illegal but it would prove im the best considering no one other then in my blood line had ever beaten one. i wasin the massive fight with this one dragion the king of all dragons versus the king of men finally i threw a huge power fist blast to its stomach and made it crumple out of the air. after i won the fight the rest opf the world agreed that i was king so i was named king of the planet earth and made everyone one government . ya you c ould say i was a monarch but who cares. but thats when planet 87 invaded they had a way bigger populationa dn better wepons so they quickly took over the worl and transformed it into a prison everyone was in this one massive prison called alcatraz v2 which was probably the size of russia and yes 3 billion people lived int his prison plus 3 billion guards of massive aliens . they dint have normal wepons the had big light saber axes and biog tazer rifles. luckly for me i still ran the show for the human population (what was left of it) and everyone looked up to me i organized this mbig riot which was actually quite simple we would run in 100 thousand men and help the rest of the people escape from jail only problem was we had these big shacks opn us which made us slower and that there was 50 thousand armed aliens standing in our way. so it took about a month to orgnaize but finally we snuck in around 75000 wepons and i trained the other 25000 people so we went int ehre stomped ass and got everyone free now there was 3 billion people ready to get the fuck out of this jail but then thwe alien back up arrived which was only one female figure call mrs.rothwell she used to be a middle school priciple now she was a big ugly red alien(not much has change) and the leader of the prison would now make her fight me in a cage match determining who would win and live. if i won sher died and everyone get set free if i lost and i died everyone would get gased. so we went in there here i am only 6 1 and 179 pounds versus thios monster which was 12 9 and 4790 pounds of sheer muscle and anger so we went in she picked me up and threw me across the czage so i said fuck thast noise and started to fly round her making her diuzzy and thats when i remember that i was carrying 2 custom made lightsaber axes so right when she started to fall from getting dizzy i went in a cut her fucking eyes out so she couldnt see. she did not aprove of that so instead me me getting her eyes out i just kinda cut her face pritty bad and fucked up one eye . that eye eventually fell out and my axes were fucked so i shoop da whooped the bitch right were her eye used to be which absicly fryed her fucking brains out so she ddied. everyone was set free then we nuked the shit out of the prison hahahahaha. the end. (i became king of the world again and i was niw sleeping with that blonde bitch i told you bout :P)